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Innocent Tee
Innocent Tee
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Color: Dark Chocolate
$41.99 $29.99

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Innocent? Better call a lawyer. The Innocent Tee brings courtroom humor to your everyday wardrobe with the line “If you're innocent, you really need a lawyer.”

A vintage-style illustration of a woman sitting on an evidence box gives this graphic T-shirt a playful crime-story twist. Red and mustard-yellow artwork makes the punchline stand out.

Wear it for your next true crime podcast binge, a casual coffee run, or a night discussing your latest case obsession. A witty gift idea for true crime fans, law students, and lawyers who appreciate a little irony.

Tees for True Crime Fans · Dark Humor

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What You're Slipping Into

Suspiciously Soft – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton that's lightweight, impossibly soft and breathable. Perfect for a true crime marathon under the blanket, or for pacing the room when the twist hits.

Fits Like an Alibi – A classic unisex cut that holds up under scrutiny. Not too boxy, not too tight, just enough room to move freely and make a quick getaway.

Built to Hold Its Story – Wash it cold, tumble dry low, and your tee keeps its shape. No mysterious crop-top transformations.
Rooted in Quality

Built Like a Cold Case – Double-stitched necklines and sleeves mean this shirt holds up for years: countless washes, late-night binges, and every plot twist you throw at it.

Keeps Its Composure – The ribbed knit collar is designed to hold its form. It won't stretch out, sag, or crack under pressure.

No Itchy Evidence – No scratchy tags woven into the neck. We use tear-away or printed labels, so nothing distracts you from the case.
The SporeTales Promise

Leaves No Trace – We print your shirt the moment you order it. No overstock, no dusty warehouses, no wasted fabric. Just a fresh tee made specifically for you, and no evidence left behind.

30-Day Alibi – If your new tee doesn't win you over or fit quite right, let us know within 30 days. We'll make it right with a hassle-free return or exchange. No interrogation.

An Independent Operation – By choosing us, you aren't just buying a shirt. You're backing a small, independent brand with a soft spot for dark tales, sharp minds and good design.

Spore Tales Favourites:

Dark Tales, Serious Comfort

Made for long nights with a good mystery. Every tee is cut from soft, breathable ring-spun cotton and built for long-lasting wear, whether you're three episodes deep under a blanket or halfway through a thriller you swore you'd put down an hour ago. It's the perfect blend of everyday comfort and original, darkly witty design for people who usually know who did it.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

Our creative roots are in Europe (Poland), where every SporeTales design is made. But don't worry about the wait! To get your gear to you fast, every shirt is printed and shipped right from the USA. Small batch designs. Big forest energy. Fast local delivery.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your tee begins its journey out of the forest, you'll get an email with a tracking link. You can watch it travel step-by-step or just trust nature to deliver. Your choice.
What materials are your products made of?

Premium ring-spun cotton. Soft enough for a lazy Sunday, durable enough for deep-forest foraging. Exact blends vary by style, so check out each product page for the full breakdown.